Post by Harry on Dec 10, 2009 19:41:00 GMT -5
PPW Show #22 12/10/2009 Lethal Lottery
Edison, NJ
Attendance: 214 Fans
The PPW appears on the screen. Shortly after, the PPW logo starts to sound as clips of the PPW wrestlers begin to be shown. Highlights of the various feuds are mixed with the clips. Once every PPW wrestler has been featured, the intro closes out with a shot of the current PPW Champions standing in the ring with their respective title belts.
Curtis Kingsly: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special show lined up for you as PPW presents its first Lethal Lottery! Tonight we will see eight teams drawn at random compete in a single elimination tournament. Then that winning team's members will wrestle each other to determine the Lethal Lottery winner. That man will be rewarded with a PPW Championship match.
Nick Durham: Tell you one man it won't be...
Kingsly: Yes, as has been documented, HUGS will not be allowed to compete tonight as he suffered broken ribs at the hands of Harry Rollison during their no countout, no dq on our last show.
Durham: You stole my thunder!
Kingsly: The way you talk, you would have taken the time to bash the man.
Durham: That still doesn't give you the right to take my speaking time!
Kingsly: In addition to the Lethal Lottery matches, we have a PPW Women's Championship match as Kiku Murasaki looks to take the title from a seemingly unbeatable Unami Mukanami.
Durham: Mukanami has brought stability to that title, Curtis. If she wins tonight, she would have to be considered PPW's Women's wrestler of the year.
Kingsly: You'd be hard pressed to find anyone who'd disagree with that thought. The Lethal Lottery is set to start in a few short moments. Andy Boyer is at our Lethal Lottery pairing center. He'll be the one drawing the names that'll create this evenings teams. Let's go there now to get the Lethal Lottery started!
The scene shifts to a raised platform where a tumbler sits on a table with a gold and black colored drape covering it. Andy Boyer stands with a mic in hand.
Andy Boyer: Thank you Curtis. I'm Andy Boyer and I will be stationed here during the first round of the Lethal Lottery tournament. The rules are as follows. Each team is chosen at random. The first wrestler chosen for each team will start each match for his team. Teams advance by pin, submission, countout, or disqualification. Each match will have a 30 minute time limit and a draw results in the elimination of both teams. If that happens, the team that was supposed to face that match's winner will receive a bye into the next round. All of tonight's matches will be sanctioned by PPW President Dale Veranda. Now it is time to see who will be partners in the first Lethal Lottery match.
Boyer turns the tumbler around a few times, mixing the names in it up. He then opens the tumbler and pulls out a name.
Boyer: Let's see the name I have here...the Puppet Master!
A chorus of boos ring out as Boyer pulls out another name.
Boyer: His partner will be...the Hero of the Day!
The crowd lets out a cheer for Puppet Master's partner.
Kingsly: This will be interesting.
Durham: If it was only Izzligo that had been pulled out.
Kingsly: I'd pay to see that. Andy Boyer is about to draw their opponents.
We go back to the Lethal Lottery pairing center where Andy Boyer has stopped spinning the tumbler. He takes out a name.
Boyer: Their first opponent is...Happy Hopeless!
[/i]A loud cheer rings out from the audience. Boyer pulls out another name.[/i]
Boyer: His partner is... Evander Farchild!
Kingsly: We have former PPW Champions on opposing teams!
Durham: Also, does this mean that it will be Master starting out with Hopeless?
Kingsly: It does. Since we don't know who will be in what match, Shane Corbin will not be doing ring introductions for the first round of the tournament. We do know that Trog will be your referee in this match.
Happy Hopeless/Evander Farchild def. Puppet Master/Hero of the Day when Hopeless made HotD submit to a leg stomp arm hold at 19:32.
Kingsly: Hopeless and Farchild advance!
Durham: I'm so torn right now. I want to say something about Hopeless but it'd be at the risk of making Farchild mad! That's his partner now!
Kingsly: I think we've discovered some hidden beauty in this Lethal Lottery tournament. Andy Boyer is at the Lethal Lottery pairing center with some guests.
We go to the pairing center where Boyer is with Abdullah Majid and Sheik Hassan.
Boyer: I'm here with the new PPW Tag Team Champions Abdullah Majid and Sheik Hassan and gentlemen, let me say that you are two of the most unpopular champions PPW has had in its short history.
Sheik Hassan: We are only unpopular because we tell the people how things are and then prove our words to be true. We told you people that Kandie and Kentucky were just vile beings, and we've proved that to be right. Their lifestyle does not breed strong men, it breeds wimps who are easy prey for the strong in the world. We have shown this time and time again.
Boyer: It should be pointed out that you two have used very devious means in attempts to injure the former champions, including fire.
Hassan: Weapons we have deemed necessary in dealing with the inferior beings.
Boyer: You're talking about other human beings here. They should not be subjected to such acts!
Hassan: We beg to differ. We will not tolerate an organization who allows such weak minded people to run freely and if such an organization will not police itself on such issues, we will do it for them.
Boyer: But you have no power within the company to just force people you don't like out.
Hassan: That is true, but we can use force. That's all we will say right now.
Majid and Hassan leave the pairing center. Boyer looks at the men leaving with a look of disgust.
Boyer: Those two just do not have any tolerance for others they deem different. Let's see who the next two paring will be in our Lethal Lottery.
Boyer gives the tumbler a few spins before stopping it. He then opens it and draws a name out.
Boyer: The next wrestler is...Blood Reign!
The fans boo the name of Blood Reign as Boyer prepares to draw his partner.
Boyer: And his partner will be...Ryan Borden!
The fans cheer as Boyer starts to spin the tumbler. The cheers die down as Boyer pulls out the next name.
Boyer: One of their opponents will be...Joseph Smith!
Boos erupt as Boyer prepares for the next name to be drawn. He then takes out another name.
Boyer: He will be partners with...Izzligo!
Cheers ring through the arena.
Kingsly: The fans love Izzligo.
Durham: Again, I can't make my jokes as my favorites are partnered up with guys I like. I hate this!
Kingsly: The referee for this match will be Fraught and Reign will have to start with Smith.
Durham: See, this is unfair! Not only are my favorites on opposing teams, they're forced to start against each other. So not fair!
Kingsly: As is life.
Blood Reign/Ryan Borden def. Joseph Smith/Izzligo when Reign pinned Smith with a mysterious rana at 29:16.
Durham: And they are forced to pin each other too! I want to file a protest!
Kingsly: A PPW Championship match is at stake in this. You have to take who's given to you and work with them. I'm sure a lot of these guys will rather drill their partner with a right or left as opposed to work with them, but if they win the tournament, then they can beat them to a pulp in a singles match.
Durham: It better be worth it in the end. So far, I'm hating these pairings.
Kingsly: It's all in the luck of the draw. Andy Boyer is standing by with Harry Rollison at the pairing center.
Durham: This should be entertaining.
Boyer: I am here with Harry Rollison and I have to say what you did to HUGS in your match on the last show was sickening and uncalled for. Because of you, HUGS is unable to compete tonight in this Lethal Lottery.
Rollison chuckles a bit
Harry Rollison: All is right in the world on this day. I have proven that HUGS is just going to constantly let all you people down. He didn't even bother to show up tonight.
Boyer: That is because he suffered broken ribs at your hands. You gave HUGS not one, but two Letdowns on the floor. HUGS went into that match with his ribs already cracked.
Rollison starts to laugh even louder. He then takes a few gasps of air.
Rollison: Sorry, I'm having trouble breathing right now.
Boyer: That is not funny in the least.
Rollison: Maybe not to you, but I find the suffering of the stupid to be hilarious. See, the problem is that HUGS thinks he can stop the natural course of the universe. This company will be dominated by real men who will fight with every fiber of their being and with every tactic at their disposal. HUGS holds himself back. He could rake eyes, use a scythe or break someone’s bones. He doesn't do it. He can't bring himself to do half of the things that I can. That is why I'm a winner and he's struggling to break even.
Rollison walks off leaving Boyer by himself with the pairing tumbler.
Kingsly: Rollison making light of HUGS' broken ribs.
Durham: Don't tell my ribs, my achey breaky ribs...
Kingsly: You're about as funny as Rollison. We are set to have the next pairings drawn. Let's go back to Andy at the pairing center.
Boyer: I've already turned the tumbler, so let's see who we will see next.
Boyer reaches in the tumbler and pulls out someone’s name.
Boyer: Next up in the Lethal Lottery is...Environment Bear!
The crowd cheers loudly as Boyer prepares to take another name out of the tumbler.
Boyer: His partner will be...Jack Overbay!
Overbay's name draws boos from the crowd.
Kingsly: Another former PPW Champion. Wonder how Brian Costello feels about his good friend being included in this tournament.
Durham: Don't try to stir the pot, Curtis. Costello might of gotten a bit mad about Overbay losing the match for his team last time, but they talked it out and will team again at some point.
Kingsly: Costello looked to be pretty hot after that match. They would have gotten into a fight had Overbay not walked away.
Durham: Like I said, they talked about it and it's over now. Leave the dead horse alone.
Kingsly: I somehow sense that you're just trying to cover their problems. Let us find out who their opponents will be. Andy Boyer waits at the pairing center.
Boyer stops the tumbler. Again, he takes out a name.
Boyer: Their first opponent will be...Sid the Mad!
The fans cheer the name of PPW's wrestling wizard. Boyer then reaches into the tumbler and takes out someone’s name.
Boyer: He will be partners with...Man of Destiny!
The cheers continue at the announcement of Man of Destiny.
Kingsly: We get the first team that the fans completely like.
Durham: So that'd be the first team I completely hate. This might be my favorite match of the night thus far.
Kingsly: Mithos will be your official for this contest.
Environment Bear/Jack Overbay def. Sid the Mad/Man of Destiny when Bear pinned Destiny after a fisherman DDT at 19:12.
Kingsly: See, the fan favorites are not shy about pinning each other.
Durham: That was fun watching Destiny get dumped on his head.
Kingsly: God, you're getting back to normal. Let's get back to Andy Boyer before you say something else.
Boyer: I'm about to be joined here at the paring center by former PPW Champion Izzligo.
Izzligo is seen walking into the pairing center. The crowd cheers he former champion.
Boyer: Izzligo, even though your team was eliminated earlier, your bigger concern must lie with the Puppet Master and his puppets.
Izzligo: You can say that I have a beef with that Puppet Master. He's got two men under his control, brainwashed into attacking me and sending me back to the swamp. Puppet Master, that is not going to happen. I will find a way to break your control over your puppets.
Boyer: You know you can be setting yourself up for a long feud with Puppet Master by going after his minions first.
Izzligo: I know what I'm up against. We saw on the last show that the Puppet Master is going to have those puppets of his at all PPW shows, looking for me. That's fine. I have friends around here, too, and they'd be more than willing to watch my back.
As Izzligo walks off, Boyer starts to turn the tumbler again. After a few spins, he stops it.
Boyer: It's time to draw the last two teams for the Lethal Lottery.
Boyer reaches into the tumbler and pulls out a name.
Boyer: Let's see who this is...it is Creeping Death!
Boos ring out in the arena as Boyer takes out another name.
Boyer: His partner will be...Diablo Inferno!
The boos continue for Diablo.
Kingsly: Nick, do you know what this means?
Durham: No, what?
Kingsly: The last two names in that tumbler are Falcon Paunch and Harry Rollison!
Durham: What?!
Kingsly: Do you think that Rollison is kicking himself right about now?
Durham: He better hope that his name is pulled first, else he won't have any shot of moving on!
Kingsly: Let's find out. Andy Boyer is ready to announce our last team in the Lethal Lottery.
We go to the pairing center as Boyer has just stopped the tumbler.
Boyer: We all know who the last two wrestlers are in he tumbler, but we have to draw their names to see who will start the match for their team.
Boyer reaches in and takes one of the remaining names out.
Boyer: It is...Falcon Paunch!
A light cheer can be heard as Boyer removes the last name from the tumbler.
Boyer: His partner is...Harry Rollison!
Loud boos ring out in the building.
Kingsly: Rollison gets what he deserves as he's forced to partner with the replacement for HUGS in the Lethal Lottery.
Durham: I'm outraged! Bet Veranda had something to do with the drawing.
Kingsly: Do not dare imply that our president would try to rig this event. Carl Thomas has been given the duty to officiate this match.
Falcon Paunch/Harry Rollison def. Creeping Death/Diablo Inferno when Rollison pinned Inferno after a northern light bomb at 17:32.
Durham: Ha! The move that did in HUGS!
Kingsly: After the man's ribs were broken and was having trouble breathing.
Durham: Should of drank more milk as a kid. Builds strong bones, you know.
Kingsly: I know what milk does. We have our semifinals of the Lethal Lottery set.
Durham: And despite getting the worst partner in the lot, Harry Rollison is still alive!
Kingsly: And so are men like Evander Farchild, Blood Reign and Ryan Borden. Shane Corbin gets to get out of his chair for the first time tonight as now we know who will be in the next matches.
Durham: He looked lost down there with nothing to do, didn't he?
Kingsly: He did, didn't he? Well, let's go to him as the semifinals of the Lethal Lottery are set to begin.
Shane Corbin: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first semifinal match in the tag team portion of the Lethal Lottery tournament. It is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Trog. Introducing first at a total combined weight of 550 pounds, the team of Happy Hopeless and Evander Farchild! Their opponents are at a total combined weight of 588 pounds. Here are Blood Reign and Ryan Borden!
Happy Hopeless/Evander Farchild def. Blood Reign/Ryan Borden when Hopeless pinned Reign after a rounding body press at 20:21.
Kingsly: Beautiful move by Hopeless to put his team into the finals.
Durham: Hopeless and Farchild did not want Borden in their as he was the big man on the team and would of been harder to defeat.
Kingsly: Wow, you actually made an excellent point for once.
Durham: Well, I can't crack jokes like I want to out of fear, so I have to try something different I guess.
Kingsly: Doesn't feel any different does it?
Durham: I feel sick.
Kingsly: Sorry you don't feel the joy of giving out expert analysis. Our other semifinal pits Environment Bear and Jack Overbay against Falcon Paunch and Harry Rollison. Shane Corbin waits in the ring with the introductions.
Corbin: This is the second semifinal match in the tag team portion of the Lethal Lottery tournament. It is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Fraught. Introducing first at a total combined weight of 594 pounds, the team of the Environment Bear and Jack Overbay! Their opponents are at a total combined weight of 508 pounds. Here are Falcon Paunch and Harry Rollison!
Environment Bear/Jack Overbay def. Falcon Paunch/Harry Rollison when Bear pinned Rollison after a fisherman DDT at 19:36.
Kingsly: Rollison tried to keep Falcon Paunch out of the match but that caused for him to get pinned.
Durham: Paunch isn't used to do anything for 40 minutes, except maybe eating.
Kingsly: Thought you weren't going to make jokes out of fear of their partners.
Durham: They just lost, so they aren't partners no more!
Kingsly: In any event, you do have something of a point as it's hard for anyone to wrestle two separate matches for a total of 40 minutes. To give Bear and Overbay some time to recover, we will have our PPW Women's Championship match at this time. Kiku Murasaki looks to regain the title.
Durham: But Unami Mukanami will not be easy to keep down. She's on a roll, making even hard matches look easy to win.
Kingsly: Murasaki is a former champion, so she knows what's she is doing out there. Shane Corbin is waiting with the introductions.
Corbin: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 60 minute time limit and it is for the PPW Women's Championship! Your referee is Mithos. Introducing first, the challenger. She is from Akita, Japan and weighed in at 110 pounds. Here is Kiku Murasaki! He opponent is from Towada, Japan and weighed in 114 pounds. She is the defending PPW Women's Champion. Here is Unami Mukanami!
Unami Mukanami def. Kiku Murasaki by KO to retain the PPW Women's Championship at 12:09.
Kingsly: My God! Mukanami hits her version of the phoenix splash and Mithos rules that Murasaki is unable to continue!
Durham: I've always been impressed with Mukanami, but even I'm shocked that she was able to do that to the former champion.
Kingsly: Wait! What's Mashita and Flower doing here!
Bad Moon Mashita and Black Flower both rush into the ring. Mashita begins to stomp on Murasaki as Flower kicks Mithos and tosses him from the ring. Flower picks Murasaki off the mat and holds her for Mashita. She hits a few knee lifts before Flower allows Murasaki to drop back to the mat. Flower holds Murasaki's arms out as Mashita climbs to the top rope. She jumps off and drives a knee into Murasaki's midsection. Officials run to the ring with other wrestlers, running Flower and Mashita off.
Kingsly: Black Flower and Bad Moon Mashita trying to pick the bones of Kiku Murasaki!
Durham: They knew that Sumatra was not here so they showed up to finish off Murasaki!
Kingsly: Luckily, there were enough people in the back who realized that too and came out to stop this before some permanent damage was done. Murasaki will have to be checked on in the back. She doesn't look to badly hurt from my vantage point.
Durham: Bet she won't go to another show without backup ever again.
Kingsly: She didn't figure on Flower and Mashita showing up at a show that they were not scheduled to wrestle on. The finals of the Lethal Lottery are next as Happy Hopeless and Evander Farchild have made it to face the Environment Bear and Jack Overbay. And I understand that there is something going on in the back. Let's take a look.
We go to behind the curtain where Jack Overbay looked to be ready to make his way to the ring. Brian Costello is with him.
Brian Costello: I get it. I get left out of this event. You get a better partner than me and work your way to another PPW Championship match.
Jack Overbay: Brian, it was explained to all of us that only the top sixteen wrestlers in the ranking would be included in this. You are not there just yet. You may be come this time next year, then you'll have a shot at it too. I have a match to win. I have to go.
Kingsly: They've worked out their differences, huh?
Durham: Hey, Costello is just a little mad that he wasn't given a shot in the Lethal Lottery.
Kingsly: Jealous is more like it. Well, all four men have made their way to the ring so it's time for the finals of the Lethal Lottery.
Corbin: This is the final match in the tag team portion of the Lethal Lottery tournament. It is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Carl Thomas. Introducing first at a total combined weight of 550 pounds, the team of Happy Hopeless and Evander Farchild! Their opponents are at a total combined weight of 594 pounds, the team of the Environment Bear and Jack Overbay!
Happy Hopeless/Evander Farchild def. Environment Bear/Jack Overbay when Hopeless pinned Overbay with a triple jump body attack at 23:30.
Kingsly: Hopeless and Farchild win the tag portion of the Lethal Lottery! They will now face each other to determine the Lethal Lottery winner! Before we get to that match, I have an announcement to make. PPW is looking to expand it's roster for 2010. I'm pleased to announce that Victory Onyx will make his debut on the next PPW show. Man of Destiny will provide his opposition. Nick, any thoughts?
Durham: How can I have thought about someone I haven't seen yet?!
Kingsly: Did you watch the tapes that management provided?
Durham: What tapes? I never received any tapes on Victory Onyx.
Kingsly: So you say. I just think you didn't bother to watch them. Well, I know you've been watching the Lethal Lottery matches so far. With Hopeless and Farchild winning the tag team portion, who do you think will win in the final match.
Durham: I think it will be Farchild.
Kingsly: Why's that?
Durham: I've been paying attention to how each of their matches finished. Farchild had Hopeless finish off every opponent while he could stand on the apron and conserve his strength.
Kingsly: I didn't even notice that. Let's see if that factors into the outcome of the match. Shane Corbin appears to be ready.
Corbin: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main even of the evening and it is the final match in the Lethal Lottery tournament. It is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Your referee is Trog. Introducing first from Gulfport, Mississippi and weighing in at 308 pounds, Evander Farchild. His opponent is from Wolcott, New York. He weighs in at 242 pounds. He is Happy Hopeless!
Evander Farchild pinned Happy Hopeless after a spine drop at 16:20.
Kingsly: Nick, you were right! Farchild takes advantage of Hopeless' weakened state to win the Lethal Lottery!
Durham: I told you I was paying attention to the matches.
Kingsly: If you only paid attention in school you'd be living in your own apartment right now, but we have Andy Boyer in the ring with Evander Farchild.
Durham: You dirty rat!
Before we hear Nick Durham's impending rant, we go to the ring where Andy Boyer is standing with Evander Farchild.
Boyer: Evander, you are the winner of the first PPW Lethal Lottery. You get a rematch with Lethal Machine, the man who beat you for the title just two weeks ago. How do you feel right now?
Evander Farchild: Andy, I'm doing just fine.
Boyer: Any thoughts on Lethal Machine?
Farchild: You know, he might of gotten the better of me the last time, but now I know what he brings to the table. I will be better prepared next time. I want the belt back!
Boyer: Evander Farchild is determined to become PPW Champion again! Looks like Nick Durham is still ranting and raving at the broadcast booth. For everyone in PPW, I'm Andy Boyer. Good night, folks!
A video package airs to end the show. Highlights are shown of the matches along with clips of the nights developments.
Edison, NJ
Attendance: 214 Fans
The PPW appears on the screen. Shortly after, the PPW logo starts to sound as clips of the PPW wrestlers begin to be shown. Highlights of the various feuds are mixed with the clips. Once every PPW wrestler has been featured, the intro closes out with a shot of the current PPW Champions standing in the ring with their respective title belts.
Curtis Kingsly: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special show lined up for you as PPW presents its first Lethal Lottery! Tonight we will see eight teams drawn at random compete in a single elimination tournament. Then that winning team's members will wrestle each other to determine the Lethal Lottery winner. That man will be rewarded with a PPW Championship match.
Nick Durham: Tell you one man it won't be...
Kingsly: Yes, as has been documented, HUGS will not be allowed to compete tonight as he suffered broken ribs at the hands of Harry Rollison during their no countout, no dq on our last show.
Durham: You stole my thunder!
Kingsly: The way you talk, you would have taken the time to bash the man.
Durham: That still doesn't give you the right to take my speaking time!
Kingsly: In addition to the Lethal Lottery matches, we have a PPW Women's Championship match as Kiku Murasaki looks to take the title from a seemingly unbeatable Unami Mukanami.
Durham: Mukanami has brought stability to that title, Curtis. If she wins tonight, she would have to be considered PPW's Women's wrestler of the year.
Kingsly: You'd be hard pressed to find anyone who'd disagree with that thought. The Lethal Lottery is set to start in a few short moments. Andy Boyer is at our Lethal Lottery pairing center. He'll be the one drawing the names that'll create this evenings teams. Let's go there now to get the Lethal Lottery started!
The scene shifts to a raised platform where a tumbler sits on a table with a gold and black colored drape covering it. Andy Boyer stands with a mic in hand.
Andy Boyer: Thank you Curtis. I'm Andy Boyer and I will be stationed here during the first round of the Lethal Lottery tournament. The rules are as follows. Each team is chosen at random. The first wrestler chosen for each team will start each match for his team. Teams advance by pin, submission, countout, or disqualification. Each match will have a 30 minute time limit and a draw results in the elimination of both teams. If that happens, the team that was supposed to face that match's winner will receive a bye into the next round. All of tonight's matches will be sanctioned by PPW President Dale Veranda. Now it is time to see who will be partners in the first Lethal Lottery match.
Boyer turns the tumbler around a few times, mixing the names in it up. He then opens the tumbler and pulls out a name.
Boyer: Let's see the name I have here...the Puppet Master!
A chorus of boos ring out as Boyer pulls out another name.
Boyer: His partner will be...the Hero of the Day!
The crowd lets out a cheer for Puppet Master's partner.
Kingsly: This will be interesting.
Durham: If it was only Izzligo that had been pulled out.
Kingsly: I'd pay to see that. Andy Boyer is about to draw their opponents.
We go back to the Lethal Lottery pairing center where Andy Boyer has stopped spinning the tumbler. He takes out a name.
Boyer: Their first opponent is...Happy Hopeless!
[/i]A loud cheer rings out from the audience. Boyer pulls out another name.[/i]
Boyer: His partner is... Evander Farchild!
Kingsly: We have former PPW Champions on opposing teams!
Durham: Also, does this mean that it will be Master starting out with Hopeless?
Kingsly: It does. Since we don't know who will be in what match, Shane Corbin will not be doing ring introductions for the first round of the tournament. We do know that Trog will be your referee in this match.
Happy Hopeless/Evander Farchild def. Puppet Master/Hero of the Day when Hopeless made HotD submit to a leg stomp arm hold at 19:32.
Kingsly: Hopeless and Farchild advance!
Durham: I'm so torn right now. I want to say something about Hopeless but it'd be at the risk of making Farchild mad! That's his partner now!
Kingsly: I think we've discovered some hidden beauty in this Lethal Lottery tournament. Andy Boyer is at the Lethal Lottery pairing center with some guests.
We go to the pairing center where Boyer is with Abdullah Majid and Sheik Hassan.
Boyer: I'm here with the new PPW Tag Team Champions Abdullah Majid and Sheik Hassan and gentlemen, let me say that you are two of the most unpopular champions PPW has had in its short history.
Sheik Hassan: We are only unpopular because we tell the people how things are and then prove our words to be true. We told you people that Kandie and Kentucky were just vile beings, and we've proved that to be right. Their lifestyle does not breed strong men, it breeds wimps who are easy prey for the strong in the world. We have shown this time and time again.
Boyer: It should be pointed out that you two have used very devious means in attempts to injure the former champions, including fire.
Hassan: Weapons we have deemed necessary in dealing with the inferior beings.
Boyer: You're talking about other human beings here. They should not be subjected to such acts!
Hassan: We beg to differ. We will not tolerate an organization who allows such weak minded people to run freely and if such an organization will not police itself on such issues, we will do it for them.
Boyer: But you have no power within the company to just force people you don't like out.
Hassan: That is true, but we can use force. That's all we will say right now.
Majid and Hassan leave the pairing center. Boyer looks at the men leaving with a look of disgust.
Boyer: Those two just do not have any tolerance for others they deem different. Let's see who the next two paring will be in our Lethal Lottery.
Boyer gives the tumbler a few spins before stopping it. He then opens it and draws a name out.
Boyer: The next wrestler is...Blood Reign!
The fans boo the name of Blood Reign as Boyer prepares to draw his partner.
Boyer: And his partner will be...Ryan Borden!
The fans cheer as Boyer starts to spin the tumbler. The cheers die down as Boyer pulls out the next name.
Boyer: One of their opponents will be...Joseph Smith!
Boos erupt as Boyer prepares for the next name to be drawn. He then takes out another name.
Boyer: He will be partners with...Izzligo!
Cheers ring through the arena.
Kingsly: The fans love Izzligo.
Durham: Again, I can't make my jokes as my favorites are partnered up with guys I like. I hate this!
Kingsly: The referee for this match will be Fraught and Reign will have to start with Smith.
Durham: See, this is unfair! Not only are my favorites on opposing teams, they're forced to start against each other. So not fair!
Kingsly: As is life.
Blood Reign/Ryan Borden def. Joseph Smith/Izzligo when Reign pinned Smith with a mysterious rana at 29:16.
Durham: And they are forced to pin each other too! I want to file a protest!
Kingsly: A PPW Championship match is at stake in this. You have to take who's given to you and work with them. I'm sure a lot of these guys will rather drill their partner with a right or left as opposed to work with them, but if they win the tournament, then they can beat them to a pulp in a singles match.
Durham: It better be worth it in the end. So far, I'm hating these pairings.
Kingsly: It's all in the luck of the draw. Andy Boyer is standing by with Harry Rollison at the pairing center.
Durham: This should be entertaining.
Boyer: I am here with Harry Rollison and I have to say what you did to HUGS in your match on the last show was sickening and uncalled for. Because of you, HUGS is unable to compete tonight in this Lethal Lottery.
Rollison chuckles a bit
Harry Rollison: All is right in the world on this day. I have proven that HUGS is just going to constantly let all you people down. He didn't even bother to show up tonight.
Boyer: That is because he suffered broken ribs at your hands. You gave HUGS not one, but two Letdowns on the floor. HUGS went into that match with his ribs already cracked.
Rollison starts to laugh even louder. He then takes a few gasps of air.
Rollison: Sorry, I'm having trouble breathing right now.
Boyer: That is not funny in the least.
Rollison: Maybe not to you, but I find the suffering of the stupid to be hilarious. See, the problem is that HUGS thinks he can stop the natural course of the universe. This company will be dominated by real men who will fight with every fiber of their being and with every tactic at their disposal. HUGS holds himself back. He could rake eyes, use a scythe or break someone’s bones. He doesn't do it. He can't bring himself to do half of the things that I can. That is why I'm a winner and he's struggling to break even.
Rollison walks off leaving Boyer by himself with the pairing tumbler.
Kingsly: Rollison making light of HUGS' broken ribs.
Durham: Don't tell my ribs, my achey breaky ribs...
Kingsly: You're about as funny as Rollison. We are set to have the next pairings drawn. Let's go back to Andy at the pairing center.
Boyer: I've already turned the tumbler, so let's see who we will see next.
Boyer reaches in the tumbler and pulls out someone’s name.
Boyer: Next up in the Lethal Lottery is...Environment Bear!
The crowd cheers loudly as Boyer prepares to take another name out of the tumbler.
Boyer: His partner will be...Jack Overbay!
Overbay's name draws boos from the crowd.
Kingsly: Another former PPW Champion. Wonder how Brian Costello feels about his good friend being included in this tournament.
Durham: Don't try to stir the pot, Curtis. Costello might of gotten a bit mad about Overbay losing the match for his team last time, but they talked it out and will team again at some point.
Kingsly: Costello looked to be pretty hot after that match. They would have gotten into a fight had Overbay not walked away.
Durham: Like I said, they talked about it and it's over now. Leave the dead horse alone.
Kingsly: I somehow sense that you're just trying to cover their problems. Let us find out who their opponents will be. Andy Boyer waits at the pairing center.
Boyer stops the tumbler. Again, he takes out a name.
Boyer: Their first opponent will be...Sid the Mad!
The fans cheer the name of PPW's wrestling wizard. Boyer then reaches into the tumbler and takes out someone’s name.
Boyer: He will be partners with...Man of Destiny!
The cheers continue at the announcement of Man of Destiny.
Kingsly: We get the first team that the fans completely like.
Durham: So that'd be the first team I completely hate. This might be my favorite match of the night thus far.
Kingsly: Mithos will be your official for this contest.
Environment Bear/Jack Overbay def. Sid the Mad/Man of Destiny when Bear pinned Destiny after a fisherman DDT at 19:12.
Kingsly: See, the fan favorites are not shy about pinning each other.
Durham: That was fun watching Destiny get dumped on his head.
Kingsly: God, you're getting back to normal. Let's get back to Andy Boyer before you say something else.
Boyer: I'm about to be joined here at the paring center by former PPW Champion Izzligo.
Izzligo is seen walking into the pairing center. The crowd cheers he former champion.
Boyer: Izzligo, even though your team was eliminated earlier, your bigger concern must lie with the Puppet Master and his puppets.
Izzligo: You can say that I have a beef with that Puppet Master. He's got two men under his control, brainwashed into attacking me and sending me back to the swamp. Puppet Master, that is not going to happen. I will find a way to break your control over your puppets.
Boyer: You know you can be setting yourself up for a long feud with Puppet Master by going after his minions first.
Izzligo: I know what I'm up against. We saw on the last show that the Puppet Master is going to have those puppets of his at all PPW shows, looking for me. That's fine. I have friends around here, too, and they'd be more than willing to watch my back.
As Izzligo walks off, Boyer starts to turn the tumbler again. After a few spins, he stops it.
Boyer: It's time to draw the last two teams for the Lethal Lottery.
Boyer reaches into the tumbler and pulls out a name.
Boyer: Let's see who this is...it is Creeping Death!
Boos ring out in the arena as Boyer takes out another name.
Boyer: His partner will be...Diablo Inferno!
The boos continue for Diablo.
Kingsly: Nick, do you know what this means?
Durham: No, what?
Kingsly: The last two names in that tumbler are Falcon Paunch and Harry Rollison!
Durham: What?!
Kingsly: Do you think that Rollison is kicking himself right about now?
Durham: He better hope that his name is pulled first, else he won't have any shot of moving on!
Kingsly: Let's find out. Andy Boyer is ready to announce our last team in the Lethal Lottery.
We go to the pairing center as Boyer has just stopped the tumbler.
Boyer: We all know who the last two wrestlers are in he tumbler, but we have to draw their names to see who will start the match for their team.
Boyer reaches in and takes one of the remaining names out.
Boyer: It is...Falcon Paunch!
A light cheer can be heard as Boyer removes the last name from the tumbler.
Boyer: His partner is...Harry Rollison!
Loud boos ring out in the building.
Kingsly: Rollison gets what he deserves as he's forced to partner with the replacement for HUGS in the Lethal Lottery.
Durham: I'm outraged! Bet Veranda had something to do with the drawing.
Kingsly: Do not dare imply that our president would try to rig this event. Carl Thomas has been given the duty to officiate this match.
Falcon Paunch/Harry Rollison def. Creeping Death/Diablo Inferno when Rollison pinned Inferno after a northern light bomb at 17:32.
Durham: Ha! The move that did in HUGS!
Kingsly: After the man's ribs were broken and was having trouble breathing.
Durham: Should of drank more milk as a kid. Builds strong bones, you know.
Kingsly: I know what milk does. We have our semifinals of the Lethal Lottery set.
Durham: And despite getting the worst partner in the lot, Harry Rollison is still alive!
Kingsly: And so are men like Evander Farchild, Blood Reign and Ryan Borden. Shane Corbin gets to get out of his chair for the first time tonight as now we know who will be in the next matches.
Durham: He looked lost down there with nothing to do, didn't he?
Kingsly: He did, didn't he? Well, let's go to him as the semifinals of the Lethal Lottery are set to begin.
Shane Corbin: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first semifinal match in the tag team portion of the Lethal Lottery tournament. It is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Trog. Introducing first at a total combined weight of 550 pounds, the team of Happy Hopeless and Evander Farchild! Their opponents are at a total combined weight of 588 pounds. Here are Blood Reign and Ryan Borden!
Happy Hopeless/Evander Farchild def. Blood Reign/Ryan Borden when Hopeless pinned Reign after a rounding body press at 20:21.
Kingsly: Beautiful move by Hopeless to put his team into the finals.
Durham: Hopeless and Farchild did not want Borden in their as he was the big man on the team and would of been harder to defeat.
Kingsly: Wow, you actually made an excellent point for once.
Durham: Well, I can't crack jokes like I want to out of fear, so I have to try something different I guess.
Kingsly: Doesn't feel any different does it?
Durham: I feel sick.
Kingsly: Sorry you don't feel the joy of giving out expert analysis. Our other semifinal pits Environment Bear and Jack Overbay against Falcon Paunch and Harry Rollison. Shane Corbin waits in the ring with the introductions.
Corbin: This is the second semifinal match in the tag team portion of the Lethal Lottery tournament. It is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Fraught. Introducing first at a total combined weight of 594 pounds, the team of the Environment Bear and Jack Overbay! Their opponents are at a total combined weight of 508 pounds. Here are Falcon Paunch and Harry Rollison!
Environment Bear/Jack Overbay def. Falcon Paunch/Harry Rollison when Bear pinned Rollison after a fisherman DDT at 19:36.
Kingsly: Rollison tried to keep Falcon Paunch out of the match but that caused for him to get pinned.
Durham: Paunch isn't used to do anything for 40 minutes, except maybe eating.
Kingsly: Thought you weren't going to make jokes out of fear of their partners.
Durham: They just lost, so they aren't partners no more!
Kingsly: In any event, you do have something of a point as it's hard for anyone to wrestle two separate matches for a total of 40 minutes. To give Bear and Overbay some time to recover, we will have our PPW Women's Championship match at this time. Kiku Murasaki looks to regain the title.
Durham: But Unami Mukanami will not be easy to keep down. She's on a roll, making even hard matches look easy to win.
Kingsly: Murasaki is a former champion, so she knows what's she is doing out there. Shane Corbin is waiting with the introductions.
Corbin: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 60 minute time limit and it is for the PPW Women's Championship! Your referee is Mithos. Introducing first, the challenger. She is from Akita, Japan and weighed in at 110 pounds. Here is Kiku Murasaki! He opponent is from Towada, Japan and weighed in 114 pounds. She is the defending PPW Women's Champion. Here is Unami Mukanami!
Unami Mukanami def. Kiku Murasaki by KO to retain the PPW Women's Championship at 12:09.
Kingsly: My God! Mukanami hits her version of the phoenix splash and Mithos rules that Murasaki is unable to continue!
Durham: I've always been impressed with Mukanami, but even I'm shocked that she was able to do that to the former champion.
Kingsly: Wait! What's Mashita and Flower doing here!
Bad Moon Mashita and Black Flower both rush into the ring. Mashita begins to stomp on Murasaki as Flower kicks Mithos and tosses him from the ring. Flower picks Murasaki off the mat and holds her for Mashita. She hits a few knee lifts before Flower allows Murasaki to drop back to the mat. Flower holds Murasaki's arms out as Mashita climbs to the top rope. She jumps off and drives a knee into Murasaki's midsection. Officials run to the ring with other wrestlers, running Flower and Mashita off.
Kingsly: Black Flower and Bad Moon Mashita trying to pick the bones of Kiku Murasaki!
Durham: They knew that Sumatra was not here so they showed up to finish off Murasaki!
Kingsly: Luckily, there were enough people in the back who realized that too and came out to stop this before some permanent damage was done. Murasaki will have to be checked on in the back. She doesn't look to badly hurt from my vantage point.
Durham: Bet she won't go to another show without backup ever again.
Kingsly: She didn't figure on Flower and Mashita showing up at a show that they were not scheduled to wrestle on. The finals of the Lethal Lottery are next as Happy Hopeless and Evander Farchild have made it to face the Environment Bear and Jack Overbay. And I understand that there is something going on in the back. Let's take a look.
We go to behind the curtain where Jack Overbay looked to be ready to make his way to the ring. Brian Costello is with him.
Brian Costello: I get it. I get left out of this event. You get a better partner than me and work your way to another PPW Championship match.
Jack Overbay: Brian, it was explained to all of us that only the top sixteen wrestlers in the ranking would be included in this. You are not there just yet. You may be come this time next year, then you'll have a shot at it too. I have a match to win. I have to go.
Kingsly: They've worked out their differences, huh?
Durham: Hey, Costello is just a little mad that he wasn't given a shot in the Lethal Lottery.
Kingsly: Jealous is more like it. Well, all four men have made their way to the ring so it's time for the finals of the Lethal Lottery.
Corbin: This is the final match in the tag team portion of the Lethal Lottery tournament. It is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Carl Thomas. Introducing first at a total combined weight of 550 pounds, the team of Happy Hopeless and Evander Farchild! Their opponents are at a total combined weight of 594 pounds, the team of the Environment Bear and Jack Overbay!
Happy Hopeless/Evander Farchild def. Environment Bear/Jack Overbay when Hopeless pinned Overbay with a triple jump body attack at 23:30.
Kingsly: Hopeless and Farchild win the tag portion of the Lethal Lottery! They will now face each other to determine the Lethal Lottery winner! Before we get to that match, I have an announcement to make. PPW is looking to expand it's roster for 2010. I'm pleased to announce that Victory Onyx will make his debut on the next PPW show. Man of Destiny will provide his opposition. Nick, any thoughts?
Durham: How can I have thought about someone I haven't seen yet?!
Kingsly: Did you watch the tapes that management provided?
Durham: What tapes? I never received any tapes on Victory Onyx.
Kingsly: So you say. I just think you didn't bother to watch them. Well, I know you've been watching the Lethal Lottery matches so far. With Hopeless and Farchild winning the tag team portion, who do you think will win in the final match.
Durham: I think it will be Farchild.
Kingsly: Why's that?
Durham: I've been paying attention to how each of their matches finished. Farchild had Hopeless finish off every opponent while he could stand on the apron and conserve his strength.
Kingsly: I didn't even notice that. Let's see if that factors into the outcome of the match. Shane Corbin appears to be ready.
Corbin: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main even of the evening and it is the final match in the Lethal Lottery tournament. It is scheduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Your referee is Trog. Introducing first from Gulfport, Mississippi and weighing in at 308 pounds, Evander Farchild. His opponent is from Wolcott, New York. He weighs in at 242 pounds. He is Happy Hopeless!
Evander Farchild pinned Happy Hopeless after a spine drop at 16:20.
Kingsly: Nick, you were right! Farchild takes advantage of Hopeless' weakened state to win the Lethal Lottery!
Durham: I told you I was paying attention to the matches.
Kingsly: If you only paid attention in school you'd be living in your own apartment right now, but we have Andy Boyer in the ring with Evander Farchild.
Durham: You dirty rat!
Before we hear Nick Durham's impending rant, we go to the ring where Andy Boyer is standing with Evander Farchild.
Boyer: Evander, you are the winner of the first PPW Lethal Lottery. You get a rematch with Lethal Machine, the man who beat you for the title just two weeks ago. How do you feel right now?
Evander Farchild: Andy, I'm doing just fine.
Boyer: Any thoughts on Lethal Machine?
Farchild: You know, he might of gotten the better of me the last time, but now I know what he brings to the table. I will be better prepared next time. I want the belt back!
Boyer: Evander Farchild is determined to become PPW Champion again! Looks like Nick Durham is still ranting and raving at the broadcast booth. For everyone in PPW, I'm Andy Boyer. Good night, folks!
A video package airs to end the show. Highlights are shown of the matches along with clips of the nights developments.